Stop thinking, it's annoying

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I ship it

pixiedust291:

I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix.

I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic.

Can’t help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair,

In canon they have never met—

I don’t care, I ship it. I don’t care.


I know that they are siblings but I think there’s something more

If she weren’t dating that guy, they’d be banging, I am sure.

The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.

Twincest can’t really be that bad—

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care.

You’re on the canon ground,

I’m up in crack ship space

Let’s start a shipping war,

don’t care if I get hate.

Don’t like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.

This is my OTP,

I’ll go down with this ship!

I ship it!

I ship it!

They keep on saying they’re not gay,

but yeah I really doubt that,

This can’t just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?

I think the subtext in the second season’s pretty clear,

Don’t tell me I need to calm down—

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care.

You’re on the canon ground,

I’m up in crack ship space

Let’s start a shipping war,

don’t care if I get hate.

Don’t like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.

This is my OTP,

I’ll go down with this ship!

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.

I don’t care.

I ship it.

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marauders4evr:

thespacegoat:

jbars:

wow and she was dead ass

Just so you guys know this is a thing started on 4chan where they would take this and just add really offensive horrible things to it (you can even see the deleted characters above the “Like” button) and for some reason this edit, as well as an edit where “she” was condoning rape, became popular. Normally I wouldn’t care but I’m pretty sure she’s like 14 and is getting bullied terribly
I creeped her facebook and here’s her newer posts on the subject:

Just so you all know!

SIGNAL BOOST

marauders4evr:

thespacegoat:

jbars:

wow and she was dead ass

Just so you guys know this is a thing started on 4chan where they would take this and just add really offensive horrible things to it (you can even see the deleted characters above the “Like” button) and for some reason this edit, as well as an edit where “she” was condoning rape, became popular. Normally I wouldn’t care but I’m pretty sure she’s like 14 and is getting bullied terribly

I creeped her facebook and here’s her newer posts on the subject:

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Just so you all know!

SIGNAL BOOST

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nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

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songofages:

queenshulamit:

Never forget that “Deep Breath” had the villain escaping in a hot air balloon made entirely from brutally murdered people’s skin and that homophobes complained it was unsuitable for children not because of the skin balloon but because of lesbians kissing.

Or the fact that a robot has basically been dismembering then burning bodies for probably hundreds of years.

No, it’s the breath of life kiss they have problems with.

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Why Guardians of the Galaxy was awesome

comicconverse:

  • wicked hella music
  • it made me cry more than once
  • "we are groot"
  • the queen of sci-fi and chris pratt
  • basically it was just a band of misfits, not heroes, saving a planet
  • tiny dancing groot
  • it never took itself too seriously, and even though it was an action movie, it was still funny and heartfelt
  • there was about 12% of a romantic subplot, but it never went very far
  • just groot in general

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penicillium-pusher:

"If you can’t afford birth control pills, just don’t have sex!"

*deep inhale*

The birth control pill has many uses other than simple birth control (I know, the name is misleading). Most people who go on the pill do it for reasons other than preventing pregnancy. Extremely painful cramps, irregular period cycle, heavy flows, and acne are amongst just a few things the pill can help regulate. 

Thank you.

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