sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

(via thatrandomfandomblog)


lesbiansandthelivingdead:

"Their head just…. just came … off. I didn’t even throw the dodgeball that hard."

(via thatrandomfandomblog)


How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.

thotstitute:

jomethazine:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

^

Lmfaoooooooooooo

thotstitute:

jomethazine:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

^

Lmfaoooooooooooo

(via heavenspearl)


tenfiends:

man the designs for attack on titan are so sickkk
there’s a billion and fifteen mistakes on this one but I’m too lazy to fix em woops

tenfiends:

man the designs for attack on titan are so sickkk

there’s a billion and fifteen mistakes on this one but I’m too lazy to fix em woops

(via kept-under-lock-and-key)


hellhoundpuppies:

*aggresively tries to make people feel better*

(via inkheartsilence)


But sometimes it takes more courage to live than to shoot yourself.
Albert Camus, A Happy Death (via coffeepeople)

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fetchashton:

"he’s a winchester, he’s already cursed"

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YEAH

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THEY’RE CURSED ALRIGHT

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CURSED WITH RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKS

(via thatrandomfandomblog)


dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(via inkheartsilence)


jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)